Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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