Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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