Apparently you make a good broom.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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