I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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