I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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