It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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