This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I would ride that face into the sunset
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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