omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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