i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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