And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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