i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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