dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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