I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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