Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
