Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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