I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
and i looked up. we had an audience...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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