ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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