but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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