She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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