Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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