take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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