how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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