just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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