Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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