just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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