her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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