I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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