1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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