ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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