Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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