Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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