So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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