yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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