Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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