I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Too much gin, very little bucket
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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