It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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