Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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