wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
