Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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