I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
