so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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