So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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