i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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