so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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