i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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