I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
my poor anus
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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