I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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