I puked a lego.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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