On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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