Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
