oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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