There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
