Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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