He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm too high and old for this...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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